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boobs, vaginas, and erect penises

Journal Entry: Wed Oct 22, 2008, 2:12 PM
so if anyone remembers, last April fools i posted a transparent purple dildo as a weapon.
for the last few months its been in my scraps, and now is deleted.
apparently someone reported it as prohibited content.

i don't care honestly, in fact its kind of hilarious that someone thought it was offensive enough to report. if anything I'm proud that i can do that with just a transparent flamboyantly colored phallic object. the thing didn't even have a penis head for crying out loud.

but if something like a round purple stick can get deleted , then i really don't see how tons of pictures of vagina's and boobs can stay up.
however in this sea of boobs, vagina's and other giggle words, you never see an erect penis. soft penises are alright. you could take a picture of some dude slapping animals with his soft penis and its all cool, but if he has an erect penis then ZOMG HES MOLESTING ANIMALZ
hahahahaha

and so we see why my "Penetrator" cannot survive. it resembles an erect penis (hardly actually resembled an erect penis, but resembled it did) which is somehow categorized as pornographic, despite the far more pornographic crap you see around here. It's a long argued problem here on DeviantArt: what is actually considered pornographic or not, so it just seems that the dreaded boner is where we must draw the line. apparently DeviantArt doesn't think lesbian porn is porn, unless of course they are using a purple transparent dildo.

So that's that. fun fun
and here for now is my fallen comrade
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I'm bored now

  • Mood: Lazy
  • Listening to: Ennio Morricone - Ecstasy of Gold
  • Watching: jon daily
  • Playing: WoW.......again
  • Eating: zesty wings and jo-jo's
  • Drinking: water
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:iconmrsladyperson:
mrsladyperson Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
when are you going to make a new journal? i havet seen anything new from you in a while
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sssampo Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2009
Haha hilarious :D
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mrsladyperson Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
indeed the most ulitame dildo like ever

so whens your next day off? i need to come over after school and ambush you
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mrsladyperson Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
wow that sounds weird
sorry scott
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KholdMalik Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2008
Man... I strongly agree with you.
Not that I am gay, but I have seen tons of boobs, vaginas and flacid penises... and they are still there!
This is so hypocrite...
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MoonlitCrescent Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2008
Lol, what is DA really coming to?

Isn't that a bit genetaliaist DA?? (racist equlivent to genitals)... not that I'm a fan of other peoples' boners....
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:iconmalmida:
malmida Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2008  Student General Artist
lmao

boners deserve their time in the spotlight too.
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MoonlitCrescent Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2008
Hahaha yes, what I was trying to say is that if they've drawn the line and prohibiting 'boners', (quite right too) there should be more of a regulated censorship when it comes to a rough equivalent female equivalent. As many people are aware, there is severe.... discrepancies especially when it comes to the display of female "lower bits". Personally, anything that places direct emphasis on said body part, usually by making it the centre of attention in the image itself, is more porn than art and should be reviewed more strictly before being posted. That goes for male anatomy as well. Is this not fair?

In your case of course it's just ridiculous that they've removed your purple joke object.

On a different note, when can I expect you to get back to my email?
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RYE6484 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2008
i would think the guys that made are mostly dudes and the fact being that alot of guys come in for the free porn. . .or it could be that a erected penis ruins anyones day. . .seriously, i wouldnt want to be like, OH BOY BOOBS and then see a purple shaft like camman. total boner breaker
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malmida Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2008  Student General Artist
that did pass my mind. but people in control need to be above themselves to see the greater "right"
if it just a bunch of males running DA, then they should be aware that they are all most likely to be biased for boobs, and therefore filter them, or allow penises.
i demand equal rights for bikkin-zone organs!
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RYE6484 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2008
to be straight with ya, there are penises on DA but im not gonna go further cuz ill feel more dirty
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Comradepeter Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2008
lol.
very funny
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StrayaObscura Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2008  Student
"apparently DeviantArt doesn't think lesbian porn is porn, unless of course they are using a purple transparent dildo."


LMFAO. Enough said.
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:iconmalmida:
malmida Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2008  Student General Artist
i know, right lol
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Raverunner Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2008  Professional Digital Artist
Wow dude, that is just....wow....me and my girlfriend are just laughing over here. But yeah, I dont get dA anymore. You could probably have an indie version of two girls one cup, and it be considered for a daily deviation, but a purple model of a dildo that is just a long rod....now thats just untasteful. Now im kind of tempted to make a model of anal beads, call it the ultimate flail, and see what happens.
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malmida Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2008  Student General Artist
LOL

anal bead flail! why didnt i think of that....

but im glad i can entertain you two. its a serious matter.
and dont even get me started on DD's. the stuff they choose might as well be along the lines of two girls one cup
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Raverunner Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2008  Professional Digital Artist
Oh, I know its a very serious matter, and that deviantart seriously needs to get their shit together. But you cant help but not laugh at the stupidity and irony of it all.
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PhiTuS Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2008  Professional Filmographer
Might as well make a round called "The 8mm Dick Express."
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:iconmalmida:
malmida Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2008  Student General Artist
with extra salty ammo!
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SonikaCreatives Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2008
*pat on head*
My poor dear pet. I feel for you. But you got to admit... that deviation was asking to be reported and deleted since the beginning! Can you see how it could corrupt the innocent minds of the people who visit such sacred place as this? The shame on you! AS a matter of fact, just to show how repentant you are, go read all the religious books in the world 20 times each! That should teach you a lesson or two :rofl:

God, really DA sometimes sometimes crack me up... the few times it doesn't piss me. But at least now I know the secret for porn to be kept in this place. No erections of any kind! I'm so glad I was born pennisless :rofl: Still, it gets me on high alert. Any idiot could report stuff and get banned or deleted. No good for my pananoia I'm telling ya!
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malmida Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2008  Student General Artist
your happy to be born penisless?!!?!?!

i gotta tell yuh its pretty awesome havin a penis.
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SonikaCreatives Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2008
Awesome? Is not! It's a traitor! 'Cause if you like someone a lot, the little evil thing lets everybody around you know that you like somebody!! (Specially if you're wearing tight pants!) :rofl: It has a life of his own! You can't do anything without him finding a way to express his own opinion!

I got enough with my own issues to also have an opinioned body part.

The blessings of being asexual... I don't have to worry about things like these :XD:
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marthig Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
:rofl: I am sorry about your "fallen comrade", funny or not you said quite a few truths. I am not in favor nor against any kind of illustration or photo. Some things I just don't like, but I am not obliged to look at and I can move on. But that's how we, our civilization (? :shocked:) works :D :clap: good for you
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malmida Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2008  Student General Artist
well thank you for agreeing!
and yes, this is sadly how our civilization works.

maybe one day, just one day, dildos will be able to vote, and drink from non segregated water fountains just like us.
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marthig Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
erhhmm :hmm: :no: How can I tell you, but I don't think that that will be possible. Of course one can always dream ... :rofl: :hug:
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